Sausage Specialty Drinks
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What is a Sausage Specialty Drink?
Several years ago, while going to an airshow at Andrews Air
Force Base, a pecularity of the some of the vendors' signs
advertising their wares was noticed. Some of the signs were for
rather mundane items, such as Hot Dogs or
Bar-B-Q. The interesting thing to note that all the
signs lined up, parallel to the main airstrip, so that the
words from one sign sort of ran into the words for the next
sign, if you were looking at the signs from the correct angle.
Two of the signs were Sausage and Specialty
Drinks -- which, when read together bring an entirely
unwholesome image to mind.
Naturally, as masters of free association, we have explored
the concept of what a Sausage Specialty Drink would
consist of, as well as other related items. Related items in
the sense that they provide an unwholesome mental image of
substances that should not be combined together. The
exploration of these associations has occured in fits and
starts, but a recent evening of casual entertainment brought up
the subject again and resulted in several new combinations, as
well as this web page.
Some of the funnier combinations of items are listed below
for your browsing pleasure.
- Grande Wurst (Grand Marnier and a wurst)
- Minced Julep
- Dr. Pepperoni
- Head Cheese Brain Freeze
- Peppermint Patè
- Head Cheeze Whiz
- Olive and Pimento Loaf Smoothie
- Scrapple on the Beach
- Bloodwurst Mary
- Chipped Russian (Kahlua and Creamed Chipped Beef)
- Chorizo-rita
- Tanqueray and Tongue (aka ``The Gin Lick'')
- Ground Beefeater
- Scrapple-cino (Mocha Scrapple-cino, Grande decaf skim
mocha scrapple-cino, with a twist of lemon.)
- Harvey WallBangers and Mash
- Hormel Gibson
- Lit'l Smokies Martini
- Sausage and Scrambled Egg Creme
- Spamhatten
- Samuel Adams Triple Bockwurst
- Fuzzy Tongue (Peach Schnapps and Orange Juice, with a
slice of tongue)
- Organ Creamsicle (like a Orange Cremesicle, only
different)
- Grand Guts
- Tripe Sec (Cow, Pork and Sheep Stomach with Triple
Sec)
- Sex with a Haggis
- Mulled Swine
- Andouille Iced Tea
- Chorizo Sunrise
- Captain Organ's Spiced Bum
- Spamorangie (Spam and a single malt Glenmorangie
Scotch)
- Glenliverwurst (Liverwurst and a single malt Glenlivet
Scotch)
- Slim Jim Beam (think swizzle stick)
- Sloe Gin Lick Up Against the Wall
- Longhorned Iced Tea
- Havartini
- Yoo-Hoof
- Clambord
- KielbasAle
- Mountain Ewe
- Haggis Colada
- Squirrely Temple
- Whiskey Sauerbraten
Meat Drink Related Haiku
- Meat drinks are the best!
Bartender, please fix me an
Organ Creamsicle...
Contributors
- Kurt Lidl
- Debbie Lidl
- Jeff Evarts
- John Nam
- Dave Hsu
- Tom Wilson
- Laura Storey
- Andy Quintana
- Elizabeth Miller
- Steve Miller
- Jeff Snider
- Pete ``Ender'' Walsh
- Chris Ross
- Donna Engler
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